1 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:39,331 Where did you get to? 2 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,366 I'm waiting for you with my parents. 3 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,577 Fuck! 4 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,788 Jimena, it's the same every Sunday. 5 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,369 Fuck! 6 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:49,579 Instead of brunch, this will be early dinner. 7 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,287 You better have a good excuse for not being here. 8 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:57,783 Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! 9 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,115 Hey, it's been ages! 10 00:01:01,292 --> 00:01:03,283 Hey, girl. How are you? 11 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:07,622 I'm terrible, I may have screwed up a bit. 12 00:01:07,792 --> 00:01:10,250 Or maybe big time. 13 00:01:10,417 --> 00:01:11,248 Another toy boy? 14 00:01:11,417 --> 00:01:12,327 No! 15 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,036 Good morning, bro, 16 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,619 No way! No way! 17 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:17,282 Are you going to help me? 18 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:19,495 Wait, I'll send you a link 19 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:22,409 that's saved my life on more than one occasion 20 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,368 A link 21 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,034 Use it and tell me what you think, okay? 22 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:27,289 Okay, okay. 23 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:30,246 ALIBIS CHOOSE YOUR EXCUSE 24 00:01:30,417 --> 00:01:33,159 WHAT ALIBI DO YOU NEED? 25 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,697 Hey, when you go, don't make too much noise, 26 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:39,116 my parents are sleeping 27 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:42,457 Shit! 28 00:01:58,208 --> 00:02:02,281 A fat fritter? You've already had a churro... 29 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:04,119 What are you saying.? 30 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,283 Ramén, how could you? 31 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:07,914 The poor girl 32 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:12,999 Good grief, good grief 33 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,874 She always does this to me. 34 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:17,165 She'll find out, she will. 35 00:02:17,333 --> 00:02:19,540 When I see her, I'm having words with her 36 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:24,410 Sir? 37 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:26,657 Your girlfriend is a heroine. 38 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:29,040 - My God, what happened? - What happened? 39 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:31,745 She saved the life of a blind boy about to fall on the subway tracks. 40 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:33,624 A broken cellphone and a night in hospital. 41 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:35,908 But I tell you, a hundred more like her 42 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:37,118 and we'll be out of a job. 43 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:38,874 Honey, how awful 44 00:02:39,042 --> 00:02:41,249 And I was badmouthing you in front of my parents. 45 00:02:41,417 --> 00:02:42,373 I'm the worst 46 00:02:42,542 --> 00:02:44,328 Careful, honey, it really hurts 47 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,661 Okay. 48 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,245 And thanks to us, they had a quiet afternoon 49 00:02:48,833 --> 00:02:50,289 And they're marrying next month. 50 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:51,539 Wow, brilliant. 51 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:54,416 But tell us about yourself, because your CV 52 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:56,995 is spectacular. 53 00:02:58,542 --> 00:03:01,785 We need someone who knows the new tech. 54 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:02,789 This is nothing. 55 00:03:02,958 --> 00:03:06,872 Geolocation, database entry, canceling credit card charges 56 00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:09,830 I can take the world of alibis to another level 57 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:12,495 Honestly, I don't know what you can do that I can't 58 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,954 with a photocopier and a good disguise 59 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,286 Oh, really, Mortadelo? 60 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:18,244 Mortadelo, she calls me 61 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:24,367 Look, you can send messages. 62 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:26,499 You're on the same level as my grandma Jacinta. 63 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:27,657 - Open it. - Yeah, right, 64 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,540 and you empty my accounts. 65 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:32,746 Relax, your 55.20 euros in Caja Murcia are safe. 66 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:36,414 What's this? 67 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,119 A marriage certificate 68 00:03:38,292 --> 00:03:40,158 Who is Francisco Rosales? 69 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,198 Your husband 70 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:42,831 You got married last year in Campillo de Ranas. 71 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,616 Congratulations, a lovely wedding 72 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:50,911 Is this your doing? 73 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,790 No, but it looks like I owe you a gift. 74 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,575 That's not funny. And you can divorce me now. 75 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,866 Welcome to Alibis 76 00:04:00,042 --> 00:04:02,784 What, Miguel? She married me to Pace Rosales 77 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:03,993 That's exactly why. 78 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,911 Hey, stop this. How do I turn this off? 79 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,448 Don't touch it 80 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,036 And she has a temper. 81 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:16,325 I don't know, Miguel, this girl is overqualified 82 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,706 She'll charge you a fortune 83 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:19,206 That's true 84 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:23,073 But relax, I have a minor disability and I get tax relief 85 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,581 She's perfect. 86 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:27,117 lsa.. 87 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,328 Your training starts now 88 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:41,957 Ride me like only you know how 89 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:44,991 You didn't use the scales? 90 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:49,875 Your weight is 47 kilos. 91 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:53,535 Congratulations, you've lost 53 kilos in one day. 92 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:57,208 The idea is that a little white lie can prevent greater evils. 93 00:04:58,583 --> 00:05:00,199 Maruja! 94 00:05:00,792 --> 00:05:01,953 How was your day? 95 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:02,990 You know what's weird? 96 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:04,749 I got a notification from the scale and 97 00:05:04,917 --> 00:05:07,625 Done! I just had to update the plugins 98 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:08,623 No more errors 99 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,740 I was going to tell you 100 00:05:10,917 --> 00:05:12,703 The scales went nuts this morning. 101 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,036 These are the technicians. 102 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:18,031 It says here that it weighed someone who's 47 kilos. 103 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,537 477 Less than a jockey! 104 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:23,499 Some will say that our company is immoral. 105 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,581 They're wrong. 106 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,286 We're not deceiving anyone, 107 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:30,034 we're just preventing the victims from suffering. 108 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:35,905 Anyway, adulterers are only a fraction of our clients. 109 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:37,869 Oh, look at this one. 110 00:05:38,042 --> 00:05:40,079 Hold on. It's Marcos. 111 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:44,703 Yes, honey! 112 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,866 Hi, honey! Hi, in-laws! 113 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,407 Hi, Marcos! 114 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:49,493 How are you? 115 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,157 Are you still at the office? 116 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:52,618 Don't even ask 117 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:53,998 They moved tomorrow's meeting up. 118 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:56,454 Start without me With luck, I'll make it for dessert. 119 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:57,865 I hope you can get away. 120 00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:01,120 My parents brought the photos of the Egypt trip. 121 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:04,455 Oh, I was so looking forward to seeing those mummies 122 00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:07,658 The ones in Cairo, I mean. 123 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:11,036 I'l go, I'm snowed under. 124 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,495 'Bye, Marcos. 125 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:14,907 Ciao, ciao, ciao. 126 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,414 That's it. 127 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:24,990 Thank you. 128 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:27,289 Thank you. 129 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:32,915 Here we go! 130 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,073 We guarantee to provide alibis 131 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,662 to preserve the secret garden of our clients, 132 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,744 freeing them from all personal ties. 133 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:51,079 Then the middle one falls, it's... 134 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:52,914 Got it? 135 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,949 Yes 136 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:56,832 Now to develop it. 137 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,032 What's wrong? 138 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:03,074 Don't they develop photos anymore? 139 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:05,619 CAUGHT WITH A NEW GIRL? 140 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:08,915 Our commitment to discretion is absolute. 141 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,617 - Hi, babe. - Hi, honey. 142 00:07:12,792 --> 00:07:13,748 How was the gig? 143 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:17,660 Crazy screaming fans asking for selfies, the usual 144 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:22,791 Well, relax, I'm baking the cake you like. 145 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:24,699 Then we watch Wicked in peace. 146 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:25,956 The perfect plan. 147 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:36,409 We're their escape valve, their bit of fun. 148 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:39,245 You lie and we cover for you. 149 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,786 There are options for ail budgets. 150 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:49,495 From basic to the premium package, 151 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:51,874 which includes practically a new life. 152 00:07:57,417 --> 00:08:00,250 Damn, who are we taking today, Dracula? 153 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:01,953 Thanks for everything. 154 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:02,990 It's been a pleasure. 155 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:04,657 Thank you for trusting Alibis. 156 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:08,121 And now, enjoy the 20 million from the lottery 157 00:08:08,292 --> 00:08:11,125 Yes, and my loser children can go fuck themselves 158 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:12,782 for putting me in a nursing home. 159 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:27,454 ALIBIS 160 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:43,790 Step on it, my cousin needs the car for a wake. 161 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:46,328 Do you guys only listen to Nino Bravo here? 162 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,285 Correct. 163 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:48,994 Get used to it, because with Miguel, 164 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:52,614 the king of Valencian ballads, is the office soundtrack. 165 00:08:52,792 --> 00:08:54,203 No, I'm down for old music. 166 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:55,240 It gets you down? 167 00:08:55,417 --> 00:08:57,078 How did you get the idea for Alibis? 168 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,911 - Listening to Nino. - I wish, but no. 169 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,539 It was a personal motivation. 170 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,450 I was a happy kid. My parents adored each other 171 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,707 We were like a cereal ad 172 00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:09,288 Jeez. So what went wrong to end up like this? 173 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:11,998 I mean, with the company 174 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:14,204 My father, who one day 175 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:17,948 deposit more than money into the bank teller's account. 176 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,615 Hey, he cheated on his mother. 177 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:22,124 Thanks for the mansplaining, Mortadelo. 178 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,953 It's raining? 179 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:27,500 My childhood became a to and fro from one house to another 180 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,453 with a stepfather I couldn't stand. 181 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,741 My life went from a cereal ad 182 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:34,158 to one for hemorrhoid cream. 183 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,744 20 years later, I created Alibis. 184 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:39,745 With the idea that no one should ever endure that. 185 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,453 - The dog, the dog! - Fuck! 186 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,491 The girl! The girl! 187 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,206 You screwed up, Damian! 188 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,161 - You screwed up! - Me? I didn't do anything! 189 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,744 - The dog ran in front! - Get out of the carl 190 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:56,493 Hey, are you okay? 191 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:59,665 Are you out of clients and have to look for them? 192 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,698 - What? - What? 193 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:05,577 No, we were going to a burial and the mutt ran across and 194 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,240 The mutt is my dog, Don Pepe 195 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:08,623 - Ah! - In mid-piss. 196 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:10,954 ~The dog? - No, me. 197 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:14,580 Are you sure you're not hurt? I hit you pretty hard 198 00:10:14,917 --> 00:10:17,409 No, everything's in its place. 199 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:18,414 Miguel! 200 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,824 What's wrong with you, Damian? 201 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,286 Help me! 202 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:23,323 I'm c min 9g ! 203 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:25,532 What a whack she got! 204 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,915 My God! Now to the hospital, my cousin is going to kill me 205 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,074 We're going to have to take the dead guy in a taxi 206 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:33,450 If she dies, can I keep the dog? 207 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,324 Or what's left of him 208 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:48,998 We have an emergency! 209 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,744 We don't work miracles here. 210 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,783 And the rearview mirror? Do you know anyone? 211 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:54,198 Damian.. 212 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:00,539 This is done. 213 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,160 What's this? 214 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,915 The Wi-Fi password? 215 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,165 No, better, my phone number 216 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,574 Oh, wow. Thanks. 217 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,162 Now I have two reasons to get this off me. 218 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,370 Right, stud. Move it. 219 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,449 Come on, Don Pepe, let's go. 220 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,203 What's so funny, gravedigger? 221 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:20,365 Nothing. 222 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,079 At least he doesn't run over girls to pick them up. 223 00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:26,825 I've tried the phone thing with some of my clients, 224 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,957 but I don't know why they haven't called. 225 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,411 Try a Ouija board 226 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:33,244 I'm sorry I ran you over. 227 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:37,115 Don't worry, my bladder was to blame, it's tiny. 228 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,912 Jeez! Are you okay? 229 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:46,496 Anyway, thanks for bringing us here, gravedigger 230 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:50,079 By the way, some people call me Miguel 231 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,786 I'll keep calling you "gravedigger." 232 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:53,289 - Great. - No, just kidding. 233 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:54,869 Noelia. 234 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:56,203 A pleasure, Noelia. 235 00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,953 Maybe I should get a taxi 236 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:01,241 No, we'll drive you home 237 00:12:01,417 --> 00:12:04,660 I don't trust your driving, frankly 238 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:07,245 - You said it was your fault. - No, my bladders. 239 00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:08,828 Actually, it was my fault 240 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,365 I was just being nice. 241 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,374 No, that's why, let us give you a lift 242 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,704 Well, if it's on your way, okay. 243 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,415 Come on, we've already loaded the deceased. 244 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:18,573 Eh? 245 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:23,120 Oh, yes, because... 246 00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:24,748 Hey, you're very busy. 247 00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:27,079 Don't worry, it's okay. 'Bye. 248 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,409 Getafe Cemetery, Room 3 249 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,541 And step on it, it won't last long out of the fridge 250 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,832 Now I get what dead weight means. 251 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:37,956 Come on, let's go 252 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,784 - It smells like Cupid's arrow here. - No way! 253 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:48,871 In two minutes, I'l have forgotten her face 254 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:50,407 Sure. 255 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:53,916 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A NASTIER FINGER? 256 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:08,450 YES. THIS ONE. 257 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:12,414 HE'S JUST LIKE ME, AT HOME AND HOOKED ON THE PHONE. 258 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:23,073 I CAN'T TAKE YOU TO YOUR PLANET, BUT I CAN TAKE YOU TO DINNER. 259 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,790 - This way. Very well 260 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:29,165 Hello. Welcome to Alibis. 261 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,074 - Miguel. - José Maria 262 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,661 - A pleasure, have a seat. - Thanks. 263 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,073 How can we help you? Isa! 264 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:36,994 Well, not me 265 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,374 I'm happily married. It's for a friend. 266 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,204 He met a girl and wants to spend a few days with her at the beach 267 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:43,410 to strengthen their bond 268 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:47,625 What was your friend's name? 269 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,248 Juan Manuel. 270 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:52,034 Isa, what package can we offer Juan Manuel? 271 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,700 Parent Trap: Cuenca and California? 272 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,240 Perfect. 273 00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:59,955 One of our staff pretends to be your friend at a boring conference 274 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,412 while he enjoys a few days away 275 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,324 with a card that doesn't show any charges 276 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,323 Wonderful. 277 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,117 Has your friend thought about where he'd like to go? 278 00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:11,078 Yes. Here. 279 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:12,990 The Canary Islands? 280 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,657 Good destination. 281 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,415 Nice resort 282 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,665 70% discount. Your friend is on the ball. 283 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,369 He likes to compare prices. 284 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,119 You need to watch your money, even if it's euros 285 00:14:23,292 --> 00:14:24,578 OKAY 286 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,666 Tell your friend to fill out this form 287 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,074 s0 we get to know him and give him the perfect alibi 288 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,708 This is very boomer. Don't worry, I'll scan it 289 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:34,865 A star 290 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,283 Well, thanks a lot. 291 00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:39,828 Thank you, Juan Manuel. 292 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,949 Two Aperol Spritzes. 293 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,741 Odd place for a date, isn't it? 294 00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,955 Who told you this was a date, gravedigger? 295 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,036 And how do you know those aren't niche flowers? 296 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,662 You tease me a lot, but I still don't know what you do. 297 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,875 Well, in my job, I also wear black 298 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:13,875 and have to be super serious. 299 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,749 No way, you're a referee. 300 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,453 Almost, a lawyer. 301 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,912 Fer the Public Prosecutor 302 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:24,911 I love investigating, uncovering plots and lies. 303 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,580 Especially companies that engage in fraud. 304 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,739 Or cheats. I loathe them I catch them and... 305 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,452 Wow! 306 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:36,990 Relax, it happens to me a lot. 307 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,166 Guys are more scared of a judge's robe than five kids. 308 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,789 Not me, no way... 309 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,824 No way you have five kids, right? 310 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,411 No. 311 00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:51,784 I can't believe you like Nino Bravo 312 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,495 Ah, yeah, yeah. It's weird. 313 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:58,160 But my mom and dad love him 314 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,414 and it's a weakness of mine. 315 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,823 Aren't you answering it? 316 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:03,540 No, no 317 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:08,621 No it was an escape plan, a friend, in case you were a weirdo 318 00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:09,657 Did I pass the test? 319 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:12,245 Don't celebrate yet, she'll call again in half an hour. 320 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,704 When I told her I had a date with a gravedigger, 321 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:17,162 she insisted on calling me twice. 322 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,823 You're up. 323 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,037 - Shall we go? - No, no. Where are you going? 324 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,494 You can't go to the lanes like that. 325 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,499 Oh, the shoes, size 10. 326 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,658 And spray them well, there's a lot of fungus around. 327 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,541 That's not why. We're going to booze-bowl 328 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:33,076 We can't go there to play until we hit 0.4 329 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,617 - You had this in your bag? - Yes. 330 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,116 - Will you blow? - Well, rules are rules. 331 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:49,953 0.23. Two shots. 332 00:16:58,583 --> 00:16:59,539 Two shots 333 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,582 It takes time to kick in, eh? 334 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,581 Hey, two shots. 335 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,332 Down the hatch! 336 00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:13,827 Perfect. 337 00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:15,740 I'm worse. 338 00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,534 That's why you start. The first to get a strike wins. 339 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:19,823 Well, read it and weep. 340 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,790 Oh, nice one! 341 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:32,284 Perfect! Perfect! 342 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:33,323 Now what? 343 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,081 Come on! 344 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:45,580 I'm fine! 345 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,823 Lock out, look out! 346 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:54,740 Come on, come on! 347 00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:58,789 What happened? 348 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,665 Cheat! - What? 349 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,415 Cheat! 350 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,745 - Liar! - Liar? Where are you going? 351 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,082 No, you can't go on the lane! 352 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,785 Eh! 353 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,498 But...! 354 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,990 Strike! 355 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,328 "It is?! "lt isn't?! 356 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,535 Objection, Your Honor! 357 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:29,120 The defendant said, and I quote, "The first one to get a strike wins." 358 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,041 It wasn't specified which lane the strike had to be on. 359 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:36,452 So, with that clarified, Your Honor, I have no further questions. 360 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,864 Both sides and evidence seen by both parties, 361 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:44,409 the case is ready for dick 362 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,415 - For dick? - For a verdict! 363 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,824 The verdict is in favor of the defendant. 364 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,536 The strike is valid. 365 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:52,743 I will dictate my sentence 366 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:59,453 i've been dreaming about her for a long time. 367 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:05,282 { only know that her name is Noelia. 368 00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:10,991 I've been living for her for a long time. 369 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:18,000 { only know that her name is Noelia. 370 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:29,033 Noelia, Noelia, Noelia, Noelia... 371 00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:36,286 1 want to talk to her about love. 372 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:41,948 But she turns her back and walks away. 373 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:48,041 It looks like she'll call me. 374 00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:53,449 And then she runs away without a word. 375 00:19:53,625 --> 00:20:04,661 Noelia, Noelia, Noelia, Noelia... 376 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,958 Bravo! 377 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,498 Thanks a lot! 378 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,625 If I'd known that you were such a big Nino Bravo fan, 379 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,203 I wouldn't have given you that punishment. 380 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,207 Did you think I'd blow it? 381 00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:26,913 For a gravedigger, you're pretty funny, 382 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,791 I like my clients to go to the other world with a smile. 383 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:34,407 Wow, a gravedigger, funny, a Nino Bravo fan... 384 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,665 I don't know how you're still single 385 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:38,415 Who told you I'm single? 386 00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:39,744 I don't know... 387 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:41,749 ~The... - Double or nothing. 388 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,415 Thumb wrestle 389 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,369 Oh, wow. 390 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,449 - You know how? - Of course. 391 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,332 One, two, three. 392 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:57,199 - Best of three. - However many you want. 393 00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:59,207 One, two, three. 394 00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:01,328 Hal 395 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,411 The clincher? 396 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,333 Whoever wins, chooses what we do. 397 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,082 One, two... 398 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,874 It was kind of a dirty trick. 399 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,908 - Yeah? - Yes, you beat me. 400 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,699 What do we do now? 401 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,495 What do you think, Niche Bravo? 402 00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:46,407 Come in! 403 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,824 NINO BRAVO THE MUSICAL 404 00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:54,989 I can't help it. What do we do? 405 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,366 Hands up! 406 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:30,703 You're under arrest! 407 00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:35,990 Hands up, slowly, and come to the living room 408 00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:46,207 I don't know what you want, but don't hurt me. 409 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:49,618 No, no, yeah, yeah, I'm a friend of Noelia. 410 00:23:49,792 --> 00:23:52,580 I didn't know that the maid was coming today. 411 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:56,493 I'm not the maid, I'm Carmen, her mother, I brought vegetables 412 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:58,615 Great 413 00:23:58,792 --> 00:24:02,660 I'm Miguel, I've brought her some vegetables too 414 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,536 Ah 415 00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:17,574 One thing... 416 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,240 Did you come like that in the subway? 417 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,249 Did you bring spare jocks? 418 00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,158 I came by car. 419 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:25,620 Oh, how about that. 420 00:24:25,792 --> 00:24:27,453 What a fright! 421 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,123 But.. 422 00:24:29,292 --> 00:24:30,953 You'll electrocute yourself! Where's the button? 423 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:32,991 I can't see without my glasses. My goodness! 424 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,703 Careful, I'll hold it. 425 00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,491 Hold on, look for the button. 426 00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:38,749 - Here. - Leave it there, it'll tire out. 427 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,161 Oh, for God's sake. 428 00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:43,950 I hope it stops before Noelia gets here. 429 00:24:44,792 --> 00:24:47,204 Please, Uncle Miguel. I can't go to school. 430 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:50,163 It's just that I'm stuck on division with decimals. 431 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:51,619 Diego, I don't know what to say anymore 432 00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:53,658 We've killed your grandparents three times. 433 00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:55,415 You've even had the bubonic plague 434 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,665 I don't know, say 435 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,662 I've been called for jury duty. 436 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,120 Jury duty... You crazy kid 437 00:25:03,292 --> 00:25:04,498 Go on, I'll think of something 438 00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:06,783 Cool, you're the greatest 439 00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:09,416 I'l pay you in 60 days, I've got some money saved 440 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,324 Don't worry. Damian, you take care of it 441 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,992 And remember, we burned his house down last month 442 00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:15,123 Why doesn't the new girl do it? 443 00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:16,874 She just left elementary school it's fresh in her mind. 444 00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:18,999 But you're more childish than me. 445 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,414 Miguel! 446 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:26,156 Okay, guys, back to work. I just signed you up for the PAFO. 447 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,370 The PAFQ? What? 448 00:25:29,042 --> 00:25:30,532 Professional Association 449 00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:31,743 - ...0f Funeral Operators. - Exactly. 450 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,787 Now you can eat lunch in peace with your future in-laws. 451 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:37,789 Thanks 452 00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:38,914 Hey, is it a good idea 453 00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,994 to get so serious with a prosecutor 454 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:43,534 who hates liars, given what you do for a living? 455 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:47,076 Without setting a precedent, I agree with Mortadelo. 456 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,366 See that? You don't have to be smart to figure it out. 457 00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:51,374 Boom! In your face 458 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,453 Guys, relax. 459 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:57,083 You know that nothing takes me by surprise. 460 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,368 Hello. 461 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,828 Dad, this is Miguel 462 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,331 Miguel, this is 463 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,331 Juan Manuel. 464 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,241 No, José Marfa. That's right. 465 00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:08,158 So you're the gravedigger 466 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,823 Funeral technician 467 00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:12,283 Well, don't stand outside. Why don't you come in? 468 00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:13,914 Sure, yes. 469 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:16,740 Hello! 470 00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:18,282 Hey, new tracksuit! 471 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,082 Welcome 472 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,619 Do you remember Miguel, Mom? 473 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:25,999 Sure, how could I forget? 474 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:29,375 It's nice to see you like that, dressed. 475 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,865 Oh, you'll forgive me 476 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:33,783 I don't know if you want a smoothie 477 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:37,405 I just did two hours of CrossFit and I need to replenish my proteins 478 00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:39,620 Honey, you slacked off again. 479 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:41,832 Tomorrow, double portion. 480 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,536 My knee hurts. 481 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:46,541 If you took the shark cartilage supplement I gave you... 482 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:49,332 But you don't listen to me 483 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,083 I don't know how you'll run the Seville half marathon. 484 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:53,706 Yeah, I might miss it 485 00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:56,207 There's no way to get this picture straight. 486 00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:59,165 Let me tell you about today's menu 487 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:02,951 To start, we have chicken breasts with millet milk, 488 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:06,163 a lentil salad, and for dessert, 489 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,700 tofu tartlets. What do you think? 490 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:12,368 We must open a bottle of wine to go with these succulent dishes. 491 00:27:12,542 --> 00:27:15,409 Honey, you're always thinking of ways to break your diet 492 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:17,244 It's to add some joy to the dish, 493 00:27:17,417 --> 00:27:19,203 because lately we've been cooking in black and white. 494 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:20,661 Miguel, let's choose a wine 495 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:21,698 I brought one. 496 00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:23,707 - Great, let's get a good one. - No, I know nothing about wine. 497 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,661 Clearly. Come on 498 00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:28,948 Let's go, move it 499 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,536 'Bye 500 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:33,075 - He's very handsome. - Right 501 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:37,451 - So, "gravedigger', you bastard. - Don Honest talking. 502 00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:38,911 Don't go there, lad. 503 00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,744 Excuse me, but how can you do this to your wife? 504 00:27:40,917 --> 00:27:44,035 I don't know, my life is sad and I feel stuck. 505 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:45,494 It's the first time 506 00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:46,748 But your thing... 507 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:48,658 I want to tell Noelia the truth, but I can't find the right moment. 508 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,541 We should cancel the contract. 509 00:27:51,708 --> 00:27:53,119 Cancel, no way. 510 00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:54,157 But I can't go on with this, 511 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:55,994 I have a moral conflict 512 00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:57,908 There'll be conflict if I spill the beans. 513 00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:01,155 The last one she sent down for cheating at Parcheesi. 514 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:04,405 Is this what you do? Blackmail your daughter's boyfriends? 515 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,449 I don't know, you're the first one she's introduced us to. 516 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:08,411 Shh. Zip it. 517 00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:11,907 Come on 518 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,491 Really, the things you say. 519 00:28:14,667 --> 00:28:17,284 Honey, look who's come to visit. 520 00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:18,869 Dario, what a surprise. 521 00:28:19,042 --> 00:28:21,955 We haven't seen you since yesterday afternoon 522 00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,165 Oh, Pepe Mari, you... 523 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,665 I've just been so lonely since Lola left me 524 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,619 And you treat me so well here 525 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,282 The "pull factor", as they say. 526 00:28:33,417 --> 00:28:34,782 Who's this? 527 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:35,948 Miguel, my boyfriend 528 00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,160 - A pleasure. - Nice to meet you 529 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:40,166 Hey, Carmen, this morning you went jogging, running, 530 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,870 but I couldn't catch up! 531 00:28:43,042 --> 00:28:44,157 - Come on. - I couldn't catch up with you 532 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:46,324 You're a Thompson gazelle. 533 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:49,744 With those tights. 534 00:28:49,917 --> 00:28:51,533 They're new, right? I haven't seen you in them. 535 00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:52,664 - They look terrific on you. - Yes. 536 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:54,790 Well, thanks a lot. 537 00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:57,620 Thanks for noticing, not like some people. 538 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,161 We brought you a gift. 539 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,540 Oh, thanks, honey. 540 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:03,574 Their anniversary 541 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,788 35 years. A long time, eh? 542 00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:07,948 Too long 543 00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:11,413 I mean, time flies. 544 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:16,157 Your dad and I won't be celebrating our anniversary together. 545 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:17,164 What? 546 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:20,041 No, he has a dealership conference in Badajoz. 547 00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:21,414 Oh, what a shame! 548 00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:23,574 Miguel has to work too 549 00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:26,199 Could we have a getaway together? 550 00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:29,288 Yes, let's do it. That'd be great. 551 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,408 No, no, sorry, Dario. 552 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:34,200 It's more a girls' thing, you know? 553 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:36,662 You could mind Don Pepe while we're away. 554 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:38,949 Yes, sorry, me with Don Pepe. 555 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,241 Miguel, you have to work too? 556 00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:45,250 Yes, I have to repatriate a missionary in Tanzania. 557 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:48,125 Well, what's left of him, what the lions left behind 558 00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:49,623 fits in a Tupperware container. 559 00:29:49,792 --> 00:29:50,953 No. 560 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:52,957 - Yes. - Yes? 561 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,707 - Yes. - No. 562 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:55,785 - Yes. - Yes? 563 00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:59,201 - Yes. - No. 564 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:00,911 - Yes? - Yes. 565 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:02,244 Tanzania 566 00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:04,875 You said Tanzania 567 00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:06,248 I said Tanzania. 568 00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:08,954 I love Tanzania. 569 00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:11,287 It's my second favorite destination 570 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,911 - And the first? - Tomelloso 571 00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:18,328 It's wonderful, Tanzania. 572 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:21,537 I went there on honeymoon with my ex-wife 573 00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:22,539 What part are you going to? 574 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:24,661 Tanzania 575 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:25,743 Tanzania? 576 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:29,041 - But where in Tanzania? - Tanzania, Tanzania. 577 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:31,916 Yes, I get it. 578 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:33,868 Where exactly? 579 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:37,660 If you take Tanzania, I'm going there. 580 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:43,249 More or less the middle of Tanzania, I'll be there. 581 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,830 - In the core of Tanzania? - The core of Tanzania 582 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,286 Yes 583 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,370 Pepe, you're so... Pepa Mari! 584 00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:57,708 Do you mean Dodoma, the capital? 585 00:30:57,875 --> 00:31:00,492 Yes. Look, I'll show you a photo of Ushongo. 586 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:02,533 A wonderful beach, we must go. 587 00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,540 - And the boy? - What boy? 588 00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:06,832 The boy that. 589 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,038 Yes, sorry, I got confused. It's my ex, my son, and me. 590 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:11,323 He's adopted. 591 00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:14,165 Why do you say that? 592 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:21,746 How could he be adopted? How could he be adopted? 593 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:23,407 That's ridiculous! 594 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:26,701 No, in my ex-wife's family, 595 00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:31,290 there's a one in a million chance of having a child with African features 596 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:34,291 Some people win the lottery, and we won him. 597 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:35,994 It's lucky, yes. 598 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:40,619 This honeymoon photo has Manuel, the hammock guy, 599 00:31:40,792 --> 00:31:43,159 very friendly, always with us. 600 00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:46,121 I've always been very generous with tips 601 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:48,915 I'm sure that's why 602 00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:50,949 Right? - Yes 603 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:54,743 I'l tell you about places in Tanzania, and you send me photos. 604 00:31:54,917 --> 00:31:57,830 To see how Tanzania's doing. 605 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,786 It's far away, right? 606 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:03,574 Far away, you say! 607 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,867 You're great, Carmen 608 00:32:07,042 --> 00:32:08,749 I love you, Carmen, I love you 609 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:16,206 What a fright! 610 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:17,285 - Did I scare you? - Yes. 611 00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:18,539 Oh, forgive me. 612 00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:21,869 Have ( told you that I fancy you? 613 00:32:22,042 --> 00:32:23,282 - Ne. - No? 614 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,994 - How can that be? - I don't know. 615 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:28,489 Well, don't go to Tanzania and I'll show you all night 616 00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:31,409 - It's very tempting. "Is it? 617 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:34,784 Why doesn't someone else from the funeral home go? 618 00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:37,040 You know they don't speak other languages. 619 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:39,040 Oh. You speak Swahili now? 620 00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:45,744 - Hey. - What? 621 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:51,157 You said I'm the first boyfriend you introduced to your parents... 622 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:55,452 Well, you're the first honest guy I've met 623 00:32:57,333 --> 00:33:01,998 Do you know that honesty is overrated? 624 00:33:02,167 --> 00:33:03,157 Oh, really? 625 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,370 That honest people are lazy? 626 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:08,204 That we don't bother to make up lies? 627 00:33:10,958 --> 00:33:13,040 - You're so modest. - Yes. 628 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:15,499 Go on, finish packing 629 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,957 A reservation under the name of Jose Maria Morales. 630 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,162 Isa, do you have the deets? 631 00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:06,539 Just hacked 632 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:09,537 I love the smell of a firewall blown up in the morning. 633 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,707 Damn! Wasn't there a worse photo? 634 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,240 - I hope not. - " hope not." 635 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:16,248 No time for fights 636 00:34:16,417 --> 00:34:18,203 Get a taxi to the conference, and make yourself noticed 637 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,457 Isa, run up some charges on this card. 638 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:22,332 Make it look like he's bored to tears 639 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,207 Relax, I just have to think what Mortadelo would do 640 00:34:25,792 --> 00:34:28,955 Okay, let's sync up the locations on the smartwatches I gave you 641 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:32,664 Need some help? 642 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,581 No. 643 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:37,117 The watch will self-destruct in 5 seconds. 644 00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:38,748 No. 645 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,289 See what's wrong with it 646 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:55,873 Here you go 647 00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,790 Sir, take off the umbrellas, they'll take your eyes out. 648 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:03,121 Txakiral Txakira! Txakira! 649 00:35:03,292 --> 00:35:04,453 But with "tx," okay? 650 00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:07,697 Remember. Txakira, with a "tx." 651 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:10,742 Honey, save room for dessert 652 00:35:10,917 --> 00:35:13,784 Today finally, you know, you get to taste me. 653 00:35:13,958 --> 00:35:16,541 Don't worry, I've got five months of hunger. 654 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:19,370 Sir, the card is declined. 655 00:35:19,542 --> 00:35:20,657 What? That can't be 656 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:21,948 There goes the party, huh? 657 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,870 José Marfa, how are you? How's the party going? 658 00:35:35,042 --> 00:35:36,953 Terrible. My card's maxed out. 659 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:39,958 Really? That's strange, I put 3000 euros on it. 660 00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:43,322 We only ordered three bottles of champagne and some snacks. 661 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,332 Did you check how much the bottles cost? 662 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,116 Fuck! 663 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:54,199 - Fuck. - What's wrong, José Maria? 664 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:56,994 - Are you okay? - Yes, yes. 665 00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,158 Make me a transfer for about... 666 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:00,243 Let's see. 667 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,832 - 15,000 euros. - 15,000 euros? 668 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,536 Who do you think you are, Vinicius? 669 00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:07,036 Relax, I'll hold back from now on. 670 00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,825 I'l do it, but I don't want any surprises when the bill comes. 671 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,536 Come on. 672 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,198 Damn, what a party. 673 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,993 What a great song I've come up with, eh? 674 00:36:23,167 --> 00:36:24,999 Let's see the Colombian top this. 675 00:36:25,167 --> 00:36:26,657 Look. 676 00:36:29,375 --> 00:36:31,082 This song rings a bell 677 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:33,412 Sure, that's big hits for you 678 00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:35,199 It's like you've heard them your whole life 679 00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:38,369 My dad used to say: 680 00:36:38,542 --> 00:36:41,580 "With that voice and body, the Basque Country is too small for you'. 681 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:44,536 - l agree. - Yes. 682 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,540 People will see soon that the real "she wolf" 683 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,073 is from Baracaldo, not Baranquilla. 684 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,866 - Really? - 0f course, woman. 685 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,158 Oh, my love, you're so good 686 00:36:54,167 --> 00:36:57,740 But let's get down to business, you and I, you know. 687 00:36:57,917 --> 00:36:59,954 But we'll need a drink, right? 688 00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:02,958 More? Go on. Order a bottle of champagne 689 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:03,956 Champagne? 690 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:05,957 I think we've had enough, no? 691 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:07,741 Let's see, sweetheart. 692 00:37:07,917 --> 00:37:10,989 You'll have to give this body the premiere it deserves, right? 693 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,115 Go on. 694 00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,911 We want a bottle of champagne. 695 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:21,833 What else? The best you've got 696 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,243 The star in my room deserves nothing less 697 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,949 What? You don't have any? 698 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:30,619 That's outrageous! 699 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,369 They're out of Mogt! 700 00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:37,035 But don't worry. I'll get some at the store. 701 00:37:37,208 --> 00:37:38,994 Okay, but don't be long, eh? 702 00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:41,033 I want to show you some tricks 703 00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:43,700 I learned on my tour of the Philippines. 704 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,582 The Philippines, eh? 705 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,415 Mom? Is that you? 706 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:33,040 - Hi, sweetie. - Hi. 707 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,491 Did you do your 5 kilometers? 708 00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:38,079 No way. I only did 3. I'm so weak. 709 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:40,457 Shall I take a shower and we go down to dinner? 710 00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:42,536 I heard there's a great Indian on the beach. 711 00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:45,166 I don't want you to inherit your dad's irritable bowel syndrome 712 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,324 with all that hot food. Not Indian. 713 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,661 Okay, then you choose 714 00:38:48,833 --> 00:38:52,576 I just passed a vegetarian that looked great. 715 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:53,785 - And you know the best part? "What? 716 00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:55,619 No need to book a table. 717 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,908 - It was empty. - I wonder why 718 00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,539 Me too. How strange! 719 00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:01,119 Speaking of your father, 720 00:39:01,292 --> 00:39:02,782 I'm calling to remind him 721 00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:06,872 to take the turmeric and cat's claw I put in his toiletries bag, 722 00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:08,999 I'm sure he's forgotten 723 00:39:13,792 --> 00:39:15,453 - You hear that, right? - Yes. 724 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,323 Dad! 725 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,241 José Marfa, what are you doing here? 726 00:39:19,417 --> 00:39:20,248 Surprise. 727 00:39:20,417 --> 00:39:23,079 I couldn't let us be apart On our anniversary. 728 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,615 But what about your convention? 729 00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:26,078 In life, there are priorities. 730 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:29,208 I tock a taxi, a train, a plane, and here I am 731 00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,662 How did you know we were at this hotel? 732 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:34,120 Because this morning I left him a message 733 00:39:34,292 --> 00:39:36,533 telling him how wonderful this resort is. 734 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:37,914 - Right? - That's right 735 00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:40,074 You're so smart! So handsome! 736 00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:41,240 Hey, this shirt? 737 00:39:41,417 --> 00:39:44,705 It's very youthful, very floral. 738 00:39:44,875 --> 00:39:46,957 It doesn't suit a car salesmen's convention 739 00:39:47,125 --> 00:39:49,708 You're telling me. They lost my suitcase on the plane. 740 00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:51,786 I had to buy something here in the beach shops. 741 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:53,198 Oh, my God 742 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:54,914 Did you lose your wedding ring? 743 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:57,415 No, no, no. It's in my suitcase. 744 00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:59,824 With so many security checks at the airport, then the convention, 745 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,037 you say: I'm taking it off. 746 00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:03,949 But where's the suitcase now? 747 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:05,741 In Teruel or somewhere. But it'll arrive tomorrow. 748 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:08,992 By the way, how did you find this cute hotel? 749 00:40:09,167 --> 00:40:10,749 Thanks to you, honey. 750 00:40:10,917 --> 00:40:14,080 You left that brochure with the 70% discount 751 00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,832 in the jacket I took to the dry cleaners. 752 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,911 - It's Miguel. - Ch, Miguel. 753 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,244 Hi, honey. 754 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,749 Hi, sweetie. Finally in Tanzania. 755 00:40:21,917 --> 00:40:22,998 How was your trip? 756 00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:26,865 Oh, an odyssey. 1 thought I'd never get here. 757 00:40:27,042 --> 00:40:28,248 How about you? 758 00:40:28,417 --> 00:40:30,158 Did you end up getting away with your mother? 759 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,244 Yes, to Tenerife. 760 00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:35,000 And guess who came to surprise us 761 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,456 Peekaboo! 762 00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:42,156 Look who's not in Badajoz. 763 00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:44,825 It was our anniversary, I couldn't leave Carmen alone. 764 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,582 How's Tanzania? 765 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,161 Oh, great, great. 766 00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:50,370 Well, good. Lots of sun 767 00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:53,580 Lots of sun and lots of flies too, 768 00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:55,949 Poor thing, lots of flies, yes. 769 00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:59,368 Hey, I miss you too. 770 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,324 Only you could make it all perfect. 771 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,865 I'd like nothing more than to be there, 772 00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:08,240 with you, your father, your mother, all together 773 00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:11,788 Honey, do you mind if I call you later? 774 00:41:11,958 --> 00:41:14,825 I have to go to the embassy to do some paperwork, a mess... 775 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,206 I wanted to show you my new bikini. 776 00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:18,578 Anyway, I'll show you tomorrow. 777 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,787 Kisses. Kiss, kiss. 778 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,036 José Marfa, what happened? 779 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:25,664 What are you all doing in the same hotel? 780 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,619 I left the brochure in my suit pocket. 781 00:41:27,792 --> 00:41:30,033 José Marfa, that's infidelity 101. 782 00:41:31,542 --> 00:41:32,998 Where's Txakira? 783 00:41:33,167 --> 00:41:34,578 Waiting for me in my room But what am I to do? 784 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,240 I have no suitcase, ne wedding ring, 785 00:41:36,417 --> 00:41:38,249 and Carmen and Noelia are bombarding me with questions. 786 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:40,124 Take it easy, take it easy. 787 00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:42,829 We'll go to your house and get another suitcase 788 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:43,740 Where's the wedding ring? 789 00:41:43,917 --> 00:41:45,874 In the underwear drawer 790 00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:49,034 Okay. 791 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,745 First, we need to take care of your little friend. 792 00:41:51,917 --> 00:41:53,703 I'l leave it in your hands. Don't let me down 793 00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:55,707 Honey, we're going down to dinner 794 00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:57,832 - I have to go. - Okay. 795 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,286 Hello? 796 00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:07,244 Canary Islands stuff... 797 00:42:07,417 --> 00:42:09,408 - Good evening. - Good evening. 798 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,911 Maria del Carmen Berasategui? 799 00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:15,246 Yes, but everyone knows me as Txakira, with a tx," eh? 800 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:16,657 Not an "S" for second-rate. 801 00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:19,905 We're calling from the Gufa de Isora police station. 802 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:20,948 Is that in the Canary Islands? 803 00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:22,490 The Canary Islands. 804 00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:23,452 But are you Galician? 805 00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:25,286 On my father's side 806 00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:31,659 We've arrested José Maria Morales for being drunk and disorderly. 807 00:42:31,833 --> 00:42:32,914 I'm not surprised. 808 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:34,869 He's been drinking since we arrived. 809 00:42:35,042 --> 00:42:35,952 Well, that's it 810 00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:40,164 We're holding him in custody until he appears in court. 811 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:41,198 What a pain. 812 00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:42,911 Can I go see him? 813 00:42:43,083 --> 00:42:45,415 Lady, this isn't an amusement park. 814 00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:47,244 Yeah, but have you frozen his accounts? 815 00:42:47,417 --> 00:42:48,907 Not as far as I know. 816 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:51,040 Okay, 'bye then. Agur. 817 00:42:53,292 --> 00:42:54,202 Reception, 818 00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:57,743 Hi. I wanted to order dinner from room service. 819 00:42:57,917 --> 00:43:00,375 Charge it all to José Maria's card. 820 00:43:00,542 --> 00:43:02,374 Guys. 821 00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:06,160 Guys, we're going home. I'll tell you about it on the way 822 00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:31,164 So, do we go in? 823 00:43:31,333 --> 00:43:32,619 Hold on. 824 00:43:33,708 --> 00:43:35,574 It's a DR-2087. 825 00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:39,541 An electronic door controlled by an alarm linked to the network. 826 00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:42,200 We just cut the power cables 827 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:45,163 Give me five minutes to hack into the system without cutting anything 828 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:47,791 Five minutes. I can do it in 30 seconds 829 00:43:52,625 --> 00:43:54,115 It's a junction box. 830 00:44:10,167 --> 00:44:12,158 You've shut down the whole neighborhood except for here. 831 00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:14,199 It was another wire. I'll fix it right away. 832 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:16,286 Leave it. Isa's on it. 833 00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:23,999 Boom! In your face, Mortadelo 834 00:44:24,167 --> 00:44:25,703 Let's go. 835 00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:39,790 Another door. 836 00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:41,448 Go for it 837 00:44:43,667 --> 00:44:45,203 It's a normal door. 838 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:50,165 Still, slide your extra-thin tablet, under the frame and open it. 839 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:53,041 You're so funny, in the cave you must have been a blast 840 00:44:53,667 --> 00:44:56,500 Move aside, I don't want you to hurt yourself on the glass. 841 00:45:05,917 --> 00:45:07,373 Are you okay? 842 00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:08,998 Yes 843 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,913 By the way, I didn't tell you, the keys are in the flowerpot. 844 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,707 Come in 845 00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:47,249 Why are you doing that if I've deactivated the system? 846 00:45:47,417 --> 00:45:48,828 I don't trust it. 847 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,832 The mutt. I forgot. 848 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,161 Damian, take care of it. 849 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:54,825 Damian and difficult start with the same letter. 850 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:09,993 Isa, help him. When you're done, pack the bag 851 00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:12,408 Sure. Isa and Impossible start with the same letter. 852 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:15,416 Good. I'll go upstairs. 853 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,286 Come on, José Mari. 854 00:46:41,792 --> 00:46:43,954 What a tiger. What a stud. 855 00:46:50,542 --> 00:46:51,532 Bingo. 856 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,537 Thieves. That's what you get for disabling the alarm. 857 00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:00,366 Don Pepe! 858 00:47:00,542 --> 00:47:02,374 The neighbor's here to feed the mutt. 859 00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:06,041 Pizzal 860 00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:09,039 Let's go 861 00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:15,032 Pepe. 862 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,911 Lock, look. Yes 863 00:47:18,917 --> 00:47:20,999 All for you 864 00:47:21,167 --> 00:47:23,158 Eh? What? 865 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,116 What are you saying? 866 00:47:26,833 --> 00:47:27,914 Don't tell me that. 867 00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:29,699 What's he deing? 868 00:47:31,042 --> 00:47:31,952 What's he deing? 869 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:37,494 Be quiet! Naughty girl! Silly girl! 870 00:47:38,875 --> 00:47:40,661 - He's coming. - Man! Man! 871 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:42,823 That hair looks great on you 872 00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:56,456 Yes, I know. It's been a long time, but 873 00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:59,162 I couldn't come around before. 874 00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:03,076 Don Pepe. What are you doing here? 875 00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:06,447 Go on, go. Go, give me some privacy 876 00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:09,413 Go on, you pest, fucking dog. 877 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:14,874 Now, yes, we're alone, at last. 878 00:48:15,042 --> 00:48:16,953 I promise, it'll be worth it. 879 00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:22,165 You're wonderful, I painted you so well, you're a goddess. 880 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:24,165 I'd paint you all the time. 881 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:27,246 With a thick brush, really thick 882 00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:29,784 Here's little Dario. 883 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,911 I'am, I am, I am yours. 884 00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:39,122 I'am, I am, I am your servant. I am your slave. 885 00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:41,789 Yes 886 00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:44,615 Yes 887 00:48:51,333 --> 00:48:53,449 Yes 888 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,539 Oh, my God 889 00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:02,540 That was great 890 00:49:06,875 --> 00:49:08,957 You're something else! 891 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,864 I know, I know. I think so too. 892 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:32,207 What? 893 00:49:33,167 --> 00:49:34,828 What are you saying? 894 00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:40,208 You're insatiable 895 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,490 What? 896 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,786 Fuck! 897 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,368 Don Pepe! 898 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,035 Come on, come on! 899 00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:06,495 - The keys! - Toss them! 900 00:50:07,375 --> 00:50:08,831 Come on, let's go! 901 00:50:18,792 --> 00:50:19,998 Fuck! 902 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:50,740 - Are you okay? Eo 903 00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:52,823 Yes, yes, I'm fine. 904 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,118 Maybe I shouldn't drive, given my disability. 905 00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:58,158 You barely notice it. Right? 906 00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:02,327 No, despite the leg trouble you don't drive badly. 907 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,161 What about my legs? 908 00:51:04,333 --> 00:51:08,031 No, sure, that's the spirit, 909 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:11,906 it's not a disability, you're like anyone else to me. 910 00:51:12,083 --> 00:51:13,790 No, fuck, I don't have any leg trouble. 911 00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:15,744 Hey... 912 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:17,624 What I am is narcoleptic. 913 00:51:17,792 --> 00:51:18,873 You sell drugs? 914 00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:20,953 Damian, is that a disability? 915 00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,286 - It's illegal. - Damian. 916 00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,493 Yes, I stopped taking the pills because I was fine, 917 00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:26,739 but with the emotions of this new job, I'm relapsing 918 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,282 Relax, we'll make it to the airport, right? 919 00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:30,074 Yes, of course. 920 00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:31,866 Is that from birth? 921 00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:38,074 Look at her, she fell asleep. 922 00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:39,740 How cute. 923 00:51:40,917 --> 00:51:44,285 An! Isa, wake up! 924 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,990 - Isa, wake up! - Isal 925 00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:49,204 I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm back. 926 00:51:49,375 --> 00:51:51,332 - Take the next exit! - The exit, the exit! 927 00:51:55,125 --> 00:51:56,957 This is the best time to work. 928 00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:58,707 Take it easy 929 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,449 In the morning, people are crazy. 930 00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:03,366 Isa, you just missed the exit 931 00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:07,125 - lsal - lsal 932 00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:31,291 Isa, until you take your pills, you're not driving or riding a bike. 933 00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:34,075 Damian, take the wheel. 934 00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,615 Of course. 935 00:52:35,792 --> 00:52:38,250 And with no GPS, just winging it. 936 00:54:12,042 --> 00:54:13,783 Honey, what are you doing here? 937 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:16,325 I should be asking you that, no? 938 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,573 Here you go, sir. Qoh la la. Is that your wife? 939 00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:22,831 No, my daughter 940 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,707 Do you think your mom will like it? 941 00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:25,785 Like it? 942 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:28,199 She'll love it, Dad. 943 00:54:28,375 --> 00:54:29,865 But it looks expensive. 944 00:54:30,042 --> 00:54:32,124 Yes, but less than your mother deserves. 945 00:54:32,292 --> 00:54:34,158 By the way, why did you follow me? 946 00:54:34,333 --> 00:54:36,415 Well, 947 00:54:36,583 --> 00:54:38,745 I thought you were going to have breakfast, 948 00:54:38,917 --> 00:54:41,705 I was so hungry that... Well, I'm leaving 949 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:43,365 Hey. Hush-hush 950 00:54:43,542 --> 00:54:44,577 Yes 951 00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:50,289 Is it very expensive? 952 00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:52,415 That depends on the sins you have to wash away. 953 00:54:52,583 --> 00:54:53,744 Why are you talking like that? She's gone. 954 00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:55,578 I don't know. It's been a leng night 955 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:57,036 Anyway, take the wedding ring 956 00:54:57,625 --> 00:55:00,242 The suitcase is under there, with airline tags. 957 00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:03,330 Now we have to empty the hotel until we get rid of Txakira. 958 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:06,208 We've arranged a morning trip 0 some vineyards for them 959 00:55:06,375 --> 00:55:07,410 What'll become of poor Txakira? 960 00:55:07,583 --> 00:55:09,824 Don't worry, it'll be like the small of her back 961 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,412 It's there, but you needn't see it 962 00:55:14,167 --> 00:55:18,035 The fruity notes subtly appeal to the palate, 963 00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:21,997 without smothering certain hints of caramel, bergamot... 964 00:55:22,167 --> 00:55:26,582 forming a palette of colors that seems to want to paint us a... 965 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:28,832 It was so thoughtful of you to come from so far away 966 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,991 to spend our anniversary together. 967 00:55:31,167 --> 00:55:33,704 It's 35 years. We must celebrate it properly. 968 00:55:33,875 --> 00:55:35,206 Where these wines come from... 969 00:55:35,667 --> 00:55:39,080 Remember... to spit out the wine. 970 00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:41,787 Drink as much as you want, but spit it out, otherwise... 971 00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:44,074 A tiny glass, spit it out foo. 972 00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:45,490 Not me, I'm already 973 00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:46,452 You're not spitting out the wine? 974 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:49,287 I know these are empty calories, 975 00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:52,371 but to keep putting up with this bore, I need anesthesia. 976 00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:57,871 It gives us a subtle vibration in the mouth, 977 00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,207 despite its youth. 978 00:56:00,375 --> 00:56:02,116 Noelia isn't at the wine tasting. 979 00:56:02,917 --> 00:56:04,157 Where is she? 980 00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:06,832 I don't know, but she's not here. 981 00:56:08,708 --> 00:56:09,994 Miguel 982 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,659 There you have it, eh? How does it smell? 983 00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:16,496 What does it sound like? Sorry, I'm a little 984 00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:17,873 Drink. 985 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,579 It's a little strong, isn't it? A little better. 986 00:56:21,292 --> 00:56:25,240 Well, it's awful to say, but it's delicious. 987 00:56:25,417 --> 00:56:26,703 It's good, isn't it? 988 00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:28,498 Gross! 989 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:32,866 Charge me for hers too. 990 00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:34,282 - We have a problem. - What? 991 00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:35,664 Noelia isn't at the tasting. 992 00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:37,949 We need to talk to her before it goes more haywire. 993 00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:39,035 Even more? 994 00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:40,915 I don't know what else could happen. 995 00:56:51,417 --> 00:56:52,623 Hey, girl! 996 00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:56,205 Do you mind if I sit here with you? 997 00:56:56,375 --> 00:56:59,413 This place is as crowded as one of my concerts. 998 00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:03,414 Uh... Sure. 999 00:57:03,583 --> 00:57:05,073 Right 1000 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,035 Yes 1001 00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:13,243 It's me. 1002 00:57:13,417 --> 00:57:14,907 La Txakira 1003 00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:17,666 The real one, eh? Not the generic brand 1004 00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:21,575 I'm Noelia, plain and simple. 1005 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,912 Plain and simple, lovely surname, eh? 1006 00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:25,790 I'm Berasategui. 1007 00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:27,073 Pleased to meet you. 1008 00:57:30,875 --> 00:57:32,457 How does this wine sound? 1009 00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:34,707 How does it sound? 1010 00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:38,743 This is a 5S wine, 5 senses, 1011 00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:40,453 it's subtle. 1012 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:42,457 Its ripe tannins... 1013 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:45,458 To hell with tannins. I{'s our day, let's have a good time. Come on. 1014 00:57:45,625 --> 00:57:47,957 Excuse me? I'm more of a beer person. 1015 00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:50,583 Carmen, they're bringing out the ham now. Carmen 1016 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:52,619 Okay. 1017 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:59,489 Note that the nose is intense, bold, mineral, from well-assembled wood. 1018 00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:05,245 You've had three wines. Use your head... 1019 00:58:05,417 --> 00:58:07,579 Who cares? You're so dull! Let's go! 1020 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:09,457 I had to put the L behind. 1021 00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:10,490 Let's see how this goes 1022 00:58:10,667 --> 00:58:12,203 Shit! 1023 00:58:13,167 --> 00:58:15,078 - Careful! - Here we go! 1024 00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:17,657 Careful! 1025 00:58:24,875 --> 00:58:26,832 Fuck, the tourists are already balconing 1026 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,490 Wow, what a crowd 1027 00:58:30,542 --> 00:58:31,873 Tourist my ass. 1028 00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:33,658 If, if, if. 1029 00:58:34,958 --> 00:58:37,825 The Colombian girl has always copied me 1030 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,415 A few years ago, I hooked up with a forward from Portugalete. 1031 00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:45,655 Two months later, she goes and hooks up with Piqué. 1032 00:58:45,833 --> 00:58:48,541 - That's just coincidence. - Yeah, coincidence 1033 00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:52,246 Now I'm hooked up with a guy who owns car dealerships. 1034 00:58:52,417 --> 00:58:55,739 You'll see how long it takes her to hook up with another one. 1035 00:58:55,917 --> 00:58:56,657 Just like my dad. 1036 00:58:56,833 --> 00:58:58,119 - Oh, really? - Yes, yes. 1037 00:58:58,292 --> 00:58:59,532 He also has dealerships. 1038 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:01,745 Oh, that's great. Mine is a sugar daddy. 1039 00:59:01,917 --> 00:59:03,373 So cute 1040 00:59:03,542 --> 00:59:05,203 - I'll show you a photo of him. - Let's see. 1041 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,332 Excuse me, do we know each other? 1042 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,706 Your face looks very familiar 1043 00:59:08,875 --> 00:59:10,286 No way, sweetie. 1044 00:59:10,458 --> 00:59:13,325 But you'll know me from my videos. They're viral. 1045 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:16,288 Oh, right, you're the Basque Shakira. 1046 00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:18,574 No, no 1047 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,661 I'm Txakira, okay? 1048 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:23,666 The only one. With a "tx." 1049 00:59:23,833 --> 00:59:25,323 And from Baracaldo, for that matter. 1050 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:27,241 Well, I'm Paola, 1051 00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:29,533 assistant to Mike Flowers, the music producer. 1052 00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:31,745 I'm sure he'd love to meet you. 1053 00:59:31,917 --> 00:59:32,827 Oh, well. 1054 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,198 Sorry, hon', but as you see, I have to take care of business. 1055 00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:38,410 Don't worry, good luck. 1056 00:59:38,583 --> 00:59:40,369 Luck? Look, sweetie, 1057 00:59:40,542 --> 00:59:43,250 if I believed in luck, I'd still be an Eroski checkout chick. 1058 00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:45,582 So, where's this Mikel guy? 1059 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,161 He's at the beach shooting a music video. Shall we go? 1060 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:48,539 Let's go then. 1061 00:59:48,708 --> 00:59:49,948 'Bye, queen! 1062 00:59:50,125 --> 00:59:50,990 'Bye! 1063 01:00:02,542 --> 01:00:03,873 Txakira? 1064 01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:06,119 Txakira! Txakiral 1065 01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:08,579 It's a real pleasure, Mike Flowers. 1066 01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:13,280 I'm and huge fan, I don't know where you get your inspiration from 1067 01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:15,495 I'm ahead of all the trends. 1068 01:00:15,667 --> 01:00:17,203 The key is to be yourself 1069 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:19,742 That's exactly what we're looking for. 1070 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:20,748 Right, Paola? 1071 01:00:23,292 --> 01:00:27,035 Paola is on her 20-minute break due to a union agreement 1072 01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:28,448 Well, what about you? 1073 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:29,740 You been in the business long? 1074 01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:30,748 Me? Yes 1075 01:00:30,917 --> 01:00:33,625 All my life, the greatest are famous thanks to me. 1076 01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:36,203 Omar Montes? 1077 01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:37,706 Where is he because of me? 1078 01:00:37,875 --> 01:00:38,990 Omar Montes is there. 1079 01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:43,493 No. Omar is here. 1080 01:00:43,667 --> 01:00:46,409 No, Mikel! Omar Montes is over there having a drink! 1081 01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:48,620 - Damn, Omar Montes? - Sure! 1082 01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:51,244 He's been checking me out. 1083 01:00:51,417 --> 01:00:53,328 But he's too shy to come over. 1084 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,740 He's like that. 1085 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:57,249 Hey, now that you're here, you can introduce us, right? 1086 01:00:57,417 --> 01:00:58,498 - Sure I can. - Sure! 1087 01:00:58,667 --> 01:01:00,283 - Go on - Go on, what? 1088 01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:03,075 Introduce me, right? Can you? 1089 01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:04,740 Can you? 1090 01:01:04,917 --> 01:01:06,908 Sure, I'm your guy, but 1091 01:01:07,083 --> 01:01:08,915 Fucking go, Mikel, get over there! 1092 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:10,539 - I'm going. - Shit. 1093 01:01:12,167 --> 01:01:12,998 Damn. 1094 01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:20,533 When we finish this, I'm going 1095 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:22,073 - We'll grab a drink and go. - Okay. 1096 01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:23,957 - Great. - Omart 1097 01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:26,207 - How are you? - What's up, you star? 1098 01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:27,661 I'm Mike Flowers. 1099 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:30,621 I'm from the... Last Wish Foundation. 1100 01:01:30,792 --> 01:01:32,374 I wanted to ask you a favor. 1101 01:01:32,542 --> 01:01:33,577 Go ahead. 1102 01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:37,243 I'm spending some days with a girl who has... 1103 01:01:40,458 --> 01:01:42,415 - Bratwurst Syndrome. - Bratwurst? 1104 01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:45,575 Poor girl. Is it very serious? 1105 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,206 She only has a week to live. 1106 01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:49,744 But she's strong, eh? 1107 01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:50,827 She's strong, look at her. 1108 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,447 That girl over there. Smiling, so young... 1109 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:55,911 Sdhe does have a pretty face. 1110 01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:57,244 Inside she's broken 1111 01:01:58,667 --> 01:02:02,114 I don't know, I'd give you some tickets to my concert, 1112 01:02:02,292 --> 01:02:03,157 but it was yesterday 1113 01:02:03,333 --> 01:02:04,869 No, but if you just go up to her and say hello, 1114 01:02:05,042 --> 01:02:06,874 she'll go to heaven with a smile. 1115 01:02:07,042 --> 01:02:08,282 - Hell yeah, of course - Yeah? 1116 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:09,823 - Yeah, man. - Thanks a lot. 1117 01:02:15,042 --> 01:02:16,123 - Txakira. - What? 1118 01:02:16,292 --> 01:02:18,499 I wanted to introduce you to Omar himself. 1119 01:02:18,667 --> 01:02:22,581 Omar, I've followed you since your first hit. 1120 01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:24,990 Yes 1121 01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:26,248 Well, thanks a lot. 1122 01:02:26,417 --> 01:02:29,489 Mike told me what you're going through, 1123 01:02:29,667 --> 01:02:33,490 and you're a very strong. very brave woman. 1124 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:36,864 He mentioned the Colombian bug making my life miserable, right? 1125 01:02:37,042 --> 01:02:38,248 It's a tropical disease. 1126 01:02:38,417 --> 01:02:39,623 Hey, but let me tell you... 1127 01:02:39,792 --> 01:02:42,124 Baracaldo girls are tough nuts to crack 1128 01:02:42,292 --> 01:02:43,748 You bet. I'm with you 1129 01:02:43,917 --> 01:02:45,499 "What the fuck? - Sure. 1130 01:02:45,667 --> 01:02:46,873 I'll keep fighting, eh? 1131 01:02:47,042 --> 01:02:50,865 We artists get each other. Come here, Omar, gimme a hug. 1132 01:02:51,042 --> 01:02:52,203 Fucking hell. 1133 01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:55,457 Right, agur. 1134 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,082 Right, to your thing 1135 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:06,581 First, a gocd video clip 1136 01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:08,582 Then, a couple of discs. 1137 01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:10,457 Then, a world tour. 1138 01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:12,582 And watch we don't end up with your own perfume. 1139 01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:15,869 "Bara...caldo 1140 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:18,124 Eau de toilette. By Txakira" 1141 01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:19,994 I see it, Mikel, I see it 1142 01:03:20,167 --> 01:03:21,407 - Will you smell it? - Great. 1143 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:23,915 Tragic breaking news. 1144 01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:27,371 A magnitude 6 earthquake has struck the capital of Tanzania. 1145 01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:29,624 Excuse me, can you turn that up? 1146 01:03:29,792 --> 01:03:32,910 Mass evacuations of government buildings, offices, and schools. 1147 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:35,916 As well as temporary outages of electrical supply 1148 01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:37,164 and telecommunications. 1149 01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:41,915 Look, now I grab the jackhammer 1150 01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:47,201 I couldn't do my eyeliner for two days due to the shaking. 1151 01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:49,241 But I tell you, it's worth it. 1152 01:03:49,417 --> 01:03:50,202 Sure thing. 1153 01:04:04,667 --> 01:04:07,705 Can you give me a second? I have some things to do. 1154 01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:09,081 Go on. Go on. 1155 01:04:13,292 --> 01:04:15,249 Wake up, girl, you're missing out. 1156 01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:18,998 But I'm from Zamora 1157 01:04:19,167 --> 01:04:22,285 I know, but I need my girl to think we're in Tanzania. 1158 01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:23,869 Sure, because I'm black, right? 1159 01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:26,540 Buddy, hand on your heart, 1160 01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:29,746 do you look more Tanzanian than a sunburnt tourist on a deckchair? 1161 01:04:29,917 --> 01:04:31,282 Okay, okay, fine, but 1162 01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:33,825 Will you treat me to some lobster and rice at that beach bar? 1163 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,322 I said yes, but quiet, I don't want my girl to find out 1164 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,616 Don't worry, I did theater in my country 1165 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:41,624 They call me the Will Smith of Tanzania. 1166 01:04:41,792 --> 01:04:42,623 But weren't you from Zamora? 1167 01:04:42,792 --> 01:04:44,453 Yes, but I'm getting into character. 1168 01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:46,911 - You call, call. - You're a star. 1169 01:04:51,542 --> 01:04:52,953 Hey, are you okay? 1170 01:04:53,125 --> 01:04:55,332 You weren't answering your phone. I was worried. 1171 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,662 How are you, honey? I, I... 1172 01:04:57,833 --> 01:04:59,870 I didn't see your 12 missed calls. 1173 01:05:00,042 --> 01:05:02,750 I'm here with a local guide gathering the remains of a poor missionary. 1174 01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:05,204 Hi, 'm Dudu! We're in Tanzania! 1175 01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:06,911 She knows we're in Tanzania! 1176 01:05:07,833 --> 01:05:10,370 Isn't everything paralyzed because of the earthquake? 1177 01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:12,408 - I heard it on the radio. - Earthquake? 1178 01:05:12,583 --> 01:05:16,952 You wouldn't believe the tremors. Incredible tremors. 1179 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:19,867 But the worst was in another area, because Tanzania is huge. 1180 01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:22,500 Yes, because we're in Tanzania. 1181 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:23,828 What a scare! 1182 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,742 I was about to call your funeral home to get another body repatriated. 1183 01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:30,575 You're so silly! No, honey, I'm fine 1184 01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:31,740 Dudu's taking me the hotel now. 1185 01:05:31,917 --> 01:05:35,831 - Yes, to the Tanzania Palace. - The Palace, damn! 1186 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,365 Next time I'm going with you 1187 01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:39,783 Yes, but it's paid for by the Episcopal Conference. 1188 01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:41,494 Hey, aren't you with your parents? 1189 01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:43,578 No, I left them alone on their anniversary. 1190 01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:46,658 I'm going to a place I heard is great. 1191 01:05:47,167 --> 01:05:49,329 El Caracol, a beach bar. 1192 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:53,290 Great! Right? 1193 01:05:53,458 --> 01:05:55,745 Was that Omar Montes over there? 1194 01:05:58,875 --> 01:06:00,582 Yeah. Yeah. 1195 01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:05,244 Lots of famous people are here with an NGO, digging wells. 1196 01:06:05,417 --> 01:06:08,159 There's the chef José Andrés making schnitzel cordon bleus. 1197 01:06:08,333 --> 01:06:12,031 Yes, everyone comes to Tanzania, because we're in Tanzania. 1198 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:14,415 Honey, can I call you later? I've got the dead body... 1199 01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:16,915 - Okay, honey, kisses. - Big kiss. Ciao, ciao. 1200 01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:18,118 Tanzania! 1201 01:06:18,292 --> 01:06:20,078 - Tanzania! - I've hung up! 1202 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:27,412 - Ay, ay, ay! - Careful! Careful! 1203 01:06:27,833 --> 01:06:30,245 Shouldn't you go a bit slower? 1204 01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:32,249 Shut up, we're having so much fun! 1205 01:06:32,417 --> 01:06:33,873 Careful! Careful! Careful! 1206 01:06:34,042 --> 01:06:35,703 Careful! Careful! 1207 01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:36,990 Didn't you see that guy? 1208 01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:39,158 Why are people jumping at us? 1209 01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:40,289 Because we're on the sidewalk! 1210 01:06:40,458 --> 01:06:41,289 That's true! 1211 01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:43,620 Here comes Cleopatra! 1212 01:06:48,542 --> 01:06:49,532 Lunatic! 1213 01:06:50,208 --> 01:06:51,619 Bye! 1214 01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:53,453 Hey, are you hungry? 1215 01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:56,538 More scared than hungry, but if I can get off this thing... 1216 01:06:57,792 --> 01:06:59,874 Txakiral Txakira! Txakira! 1217 01:07:00,042 --> 01:07:02,579 You won't believe it, I just got you a gig. 1218 01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:04,866 Shit, you don't say. Where? 1219 01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:07,244 Near here. 1220 01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:09,829 - Here we go. My time has come. - Sure. 1221 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,957 I need hair, makeup, clothes. 1222 01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,490 We'll stop by the hotel, let's go 1223 01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:15,374 Amazing, amazing 1224 01:07:15,542 --> 01:07:17,328 In the dressing room, I want 1225 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,956 two bottles of Basque wine and some gildas 1226 01:07:19,125 --> 01:07:21,207 A done deal. Of course. 1227 01:07:23,125 --> 01:07:24,456 Noelia is coming this way! 1228 01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:27,822 Watch her and tell Damian to get her a gig. Got it? 1229 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,957 Txakira! Txakiral 1230 01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:31,707 Txakiral 1231 01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:33,240 Txakira is starting her tour 1232 01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:44,956 Honey! I'm so hungry! My stomach is growling! 1233 01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:47,036 This place looks really expensive 1234 01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:49,245 Who cares? To hell with the pension fund. 1235 01:07:49,417 --> 01:07:50,782 We'll paint Tenerife red! 1236 01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:53,450 Sir, so nice to see you! Your table is ready. 1237 01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:55,665 Have you been here before? 1238 01:07:55,833 --> 01:07:56,948 No, no way. 1239 01:07:57,125 --> 01:07:58,911 The usual? I understand. 1240 01:07:59,542 --> 01:08:02,159 He mistook me for a millionaire because I have good skin. 1241 01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:04,949 You know what I say? Let's make the most of it 1242 01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:07,958 Look, kid, get me some champagne, 1243 01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:10,492 the most expensive you have, 1244 01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:12,658 - and put it on his bill, okay? - Of course. 1245 01:08:12,833 --> 01:08:14,289 But a bottle here costs 1000 suros 1246 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:15,289 How do you know? 1247 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:17,620 I don't, I just said a big number at random. 1248 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,786 This is so good! 1249 01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:22,325 What do you care if this rich guy is paying? 1250 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,537 Here, try it. Thanks 1251 01:08:24,708 --> 01:08:25,448 But that's for 1252 01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:27,207 Quiet, move it. 1253 01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:30,913 Don't you think you should be a bit...? 1254 01:08:31,083 --> 01:08:34,041 Look, I'm tired of all these "shoulds." 1255 01:08:34,208 --> 01:08:37,405 "I should sleep eight hours, do an hour of yoga a day, 1256 01:08:37,583 --> 01:08:40,291 eat five pieces of fruit, I should... 1257 01:08:41,042 --> 01:08:42,532 You know what I should do? 1258 01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:46,326 I should say screw it all and eat this delicious ham, 1259 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,082 which you haven't even tasted, right? 1260 01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,285 Come on, honey. 1261 01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:51,620 But tomorrow you'll go back to your exercise addiction, 1262 01:08:51,792 --> 01:08:53,248 your smoothies, all that stuff you do. 1263 01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:55,203 No, really, it's over. 1264 01:08:55,583 --> 01:08:57,620 Do you know why I did all that healthy living stuff? 1265 01:08:57,792 --> 01:08:59,203 To live longer 1266 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:03,414 But after trying this, I realize I wasn't living, but surviving. 1267 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:04,323 Come on 1268 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,457 That tofu stuff was really tough 1269 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:08,369 You said it 1270 01:09:08,542 --> 01:09:12,661 Less tofu and more fun. Come on, let's go! 1271 01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,414 Let's dance! 1272 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:28,657 Look, look, look! 1273 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,115 A conga line! Come on! 1274 01:10:17,042 --> 01:10:18,498 Dudu? 1275 01:10:18,667 --> 01:10:21,580 No, my name is Carmelo. 1276 01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:22,785 What are you talking about? 1277 01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:24,869 We just spoke on the phone, you were in Tanzania. 1278 01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:26,703 Tanzania 1279 01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:28,240 Hey, I'm from Zamora, okay? 1280 01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:31,205 And what you just did is super racist. 1281 01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:32,536 I don't talk like that, eh? 1282 01:10:32,708 --> 01:10:35,245 Sorry, you looked just the same. 1283 01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:38,494 Are you saying all black people are the same? 1284 01:10:38,667 --> 01:10:41,739 No, please, how could I think that? I don't... 1285 01:10:41,917 --> 01:10:42,782 Oh, we're not the same. 1286 01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:44,244 Inferior then? 1287 01:10:44,417 --> 01:10:45,532 No, no, [ mean I thought 1288 01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:47,324 you were the same because I mistook you, 1289 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:49,832 you were, you looked very similar, you know? 1290 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,866 Like collectors' cards, 1291 01:10:52,042 --> 01:10:54,955 I mean, reproductions... Ill shut up. 1292 01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:56,618 That's better. 1293 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:09,495 Come on, shit, answer. 1294 01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:18,081 I don't believe it. 1295 01:11:18,583 --> 01:11:20,290 You outdid yourself getting the show, eh? 1296 01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:22,324 This is where musical careers come to die, Damian. 1297 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,332 You can't work miracles in an hour. 1298 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:25,956 Next time ask the tech-whiz. 1299 01:11:26,125 --> 01:11:27,832 By the way, where is she? 1300 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,082 Watching Noelia, but she should be back by now 1301 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:31,456 Let's see. 1302 01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:32,410 Yes, call her. 1303 01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:35,581 Hello. With WhatsApp around, 1304 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:38,162 you're such a boomer leaving a message here. 1305 01:11:40,292 --> 01:11:43,125 Didn't she share our geolocation with the smartwatch? 1306 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,910 With what? 1307 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,494 With the watch 1308 01:11:56,917 --> 01:12:03,198 Start the show, the public's gonna go! 1309 01:12:03,375 --> 01:12:05,992 Look, a little patience, please. 1310 01:12:06,167 --> 01:12:09,285 Our guest artist is putting on the finishing touches. 1311 01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:12,866 Get off! 1312 01:12:16,250 --> 01:12:18,116 Txakira, Txakira, 1313 01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:21,329 people are getting impatient 1314 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,207 Good, they'll be more excited 1315 01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:26,870 I'll be like a donut at the door of a gym 1316 01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:29,374 There'll be trouble, there will. 1317 01:12:29,542 --> 01:12:32,375 Last time, they trashed the bar with their canes. 1318 01:12:32,542 --> 01:12:35,660 Don't worry, I once rocked it at a bowling alley. 1319 01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:38,325 I can tame these beasts 1320 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,368 You again? Leave the Jurassic period and download WhatsApp. 1321 01:12:52,208 --> 01:12:55,326 I'm sorry, we don't have anyone staying by that name 1322 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:57,161 All right, thank you 1323 01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:03,331 Hello? 1324 01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:07,914 Hello? 1325 01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,619 Dad? 1326 01:13:35,833 --> 01:13:39,246 Sorry, girl, we're ordering you a little brother. 1327 01:13:39,417 --> 01:13:40,657 One! 1328 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,369 Or two, if they're small! 1329 01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:54,121 I'll leave my land for you, 1330 01:13:54,292 --> 01:13:58,160 1'll leave my fields and go away 1331 01:13:58,333 --> 01:14:00,745 Far from here, 1332 01:14:02,708 --> 01:14:05,291 I'll cross the garden crying. 1333 01:14:05,458 --> 01:14:07,620 On days like this, I'd rather leave this mortal coil. 1334 01:14:07,792 --> 01:14:12,707 And I will depart from ports far from here 1335 01:14:13,417 --> 01:14:18,912 By day I will live thinking of your smile 1336 01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:24,157 By night the stars will accompany me 1337 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:29,658 You will be like a light That illuminates my path 1338 01:14:30,417 --> 01:14:35,036 1 am leaving, but I swear That tomorrow I will return 1339 01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:38,200 All together, hands up, let me hear you! 1340 01:14:40,125 --> 01:14:41,786 Good evening, Tenerife! 1341 01:14:44,875 --> 01:14:46,240 Beautifull 1342 01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:48,365 That's more like it! 1343 01:14:54,917 --> 01:14:59,457 I'm looking for an interesting mature guy 1344 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:03,664 who is an expert lover to hang out with. 1345 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:09,412 And what do you care if he seems kind of dull 1346 01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:13,827 I know how to light his fire, even if he's wrinkled. 1347 01:15:14,458 --> 01:15:19,248 I love older men, preferably retired. 1348 01:15:19,417 --> 01:15:23,832 And he takes me out to dinner in his car to swanky places. 1349 01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:26,619 This one is killing me some old guy 1350 01:15:26,792 --> 01:15:28,999 I take them to the gym 1351 01:15:29,167 --> 01:15:33,707 So when he comes back at night, he dances his mambo for me. 1352 01:15:37,458 --> 01:15:38,573 Sorry! Sorry! 1353 01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:41,583 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - What's going on? 1354 01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:44,663 Sorry, Txakira's had a mishap with her costume. 1355 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:46,081 Mike! 1356 01:15:50,167 --> 01:15:52,579 You warm the audience up, you don't set them on fire 1357 01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:54,582 It's not my fault that I'm as tasty 1358 01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:56,536 as a spider crab and as spicy as a gilda 1359 01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,949 You promised me a two-hour show 1360 01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:01,036 and you haven't been on for five minutes. 1361 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:03,415 With these aggressive old folks, no one can perform. 1362 01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:05,039 Mikel, you have a call. 1363 01:16:05,208 --> 01:16:05,993 Oh, you... 1364 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:07,498 - What's my Txemari doing here? - No, ne, no. 1365 01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:10,036 Miguel, I'm at the hotel with Carmen 1366 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:11,869 Do not show up here with Txakira. 1367 01:16:12,042 --> 01:16:13,157 Who's Carmen? 1368 01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:16,742 Who's Carmen? Hey, Txemari, I know you're there. 1369 01:16:16,917 --> 01:16:18,658 I can hear your piggy breathing 1370 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:20,077 Hi, honey! 1371 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,282 What's going on here?! 1372 01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:30,664 Calm down, Txakira. 1373 01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:32,790 Calm down, I can explain. 1374 01:16:33,542 --> 01:16:34,657 - Go on. - Look, Txakira, 1375 01:16:34,917 --> 01:16:36,533 José Marfa hired me 1376 01:16:37,542 --> 01:16:39,954 to launch your music career 1377 01:16:40,875 --> 01:16:43,492 But the good man didn't want you to know it was his idea. 1378 01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:46,580 This is all wonderful. It melts my heart. 1379 01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:48,411 But who the fuck is Carmen? 1380 01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:52,576 Ah, well, screw the surprise. Carmen... 1381 01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:54,619 Brace yourself, eh? 1382 01:16:54,792 --> 01:16:59,537 Carmen is the one and only director of Sony Spain. 1383 01:16:59,917 --> 01:17:02,124 And we were finishing up the details of your album 1384 01:17:02,958 --> 01:17:04,198 Okay. 1385 01:17:04,667 --> 01:17:06,499 - Let's go to the hotel to meet her. - We can't. 1386 01:17:07,292 --> 01:17:09,579 We can't, we're finishing some details 1387 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,616 $0 you don't get conned. 1388 01:17:11,792 --> 01:17:14,159 Details, schm-etails, 1389 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:16,244 This Carmen is my Clara Chia 1390 01:17:16,417 --> 01:17:17,782 - Get the fuck off me. - Txakira, please, I beg you 1391 01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:19,073 Hey, hey, this is disgraceful. 1392 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:21,161 Don't worry, I think I have Leticia Sabater available, eh? 1393 01:17:21,333 --> 01:17:22,323 Don't worry. 1394 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:23,911 Man, Leticia 1395 01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:31,165 To the Cleopatra Palace, now! 1396 01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:33,574 Fuck! 1397 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:56,074 Go, tiger! 1398 01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:10,873 Fuck! 1399 01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:12,706 Sorry, sorry, are you okay? 1400 01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:13,831 Yes 1401 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,115 Oh, God! 1402 01:18:15,292 --> 01:18:16,407 Get in! 1403 01:18:16,583 --> 01:18:18,119 Fuck! 1404 01:18:18,750 --> 01:18:20,491 What are you doing here? 1405 01:18:20,667 --> 01:18:22,203 Rescuing you. 1406 01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:26,868 I got that from the beach and came to find you. 1407 01:18:27,042 --> 01:18:28,498 Right 1408 01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:29,823 I'm fine, eh? 1409 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,536 I don't need anyone to rescue me 1410 01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:34,040 Ah, well. Fine 1411 01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:37,873 Wait. 1412 01:18:38,667 --> 01:18:39,953 How did you find me? 1413 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,332 With a compass and the stars. 1414 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,240 That's all you need. 1415 01:18:45,417 --> 01:18:48,034 The smartwatch signal is at 0.5 meters. 1416 01:18:48,208 --> 01:18:49,323 The stars, sure. 1417 01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:51,783 Technology's not such a bad thing after all, huh? 1418 01:18:52,542 --> 01:18:55,785 Well, I'm not such a Mortadelo. 1419 01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:09,207 - 'mon. - Here I come 1420 01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:11,241 Oh, my God! 1421 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:15,707 Where are we meant to be? 1422 01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:17,957 30 minutes from the coast 1423 01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:21,828 Well, maybe a little further. 1424 01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:33,250 Honey, please don't be so angry 1425 01:19:33,417 --> 01:19:34,782 Look, I understand. 1426 01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:36,869 We're your parents, 1427 01:19:37,042 --> 01:19:41,036 but you must understand that we're also a woman and a man. 1428 01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:43,199 Mom, Mom, stop, stop. 1429 01:19:43,375 --> 01:19:44,536 That's not it 1430 01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:47,496 I think Miguel is cheating on me 1431 01:19:47,667 --> 01:19:49,157 What? 1432 01:19:49,708 --> 01:19:51,244 What a bastard 1433 01:19:51,417 --> 01:19:53,158 I have a feeling he's not in Tanzania, you know? 1434 01:19:53,333 --> 01:19:54,915 But why do you say that? 1435 01:19:55,083 --> 01:19:57,745 Never mind, you can't trust any guy. 1436 01:19:58,667 --> 01:20:00,624 Well, yes, you, Dad. 1437 01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:07,369 You. yes. You, yes. 1438 01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:10,365 Oh my God 1439 01:20:10,542 --> 01:20:12,658 I don't know if you brought your glasses, because 1440 01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:15,495 Help me look at the desserts. 1441 01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:22,832 I can't see very well 1442 01:20:39,208 --> 01:20:41,449 Room 9101. 1443 01:20:42,833 --> 01:20:44,073 Txakira's caught you. 1444 01:20:46,208 --> 01:20:49,166 José Marfa, don't hide. Show your trotter, piggy. 1445 01:21:07,417 --> 01:21:09,704 Damién, find Isa. See you at the hotel 1446 01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:11,240 We've had a leak with Txakira. 1447 01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:23,742 "Lover, Maria del Carmen Berasategui, 45 years old 1448 01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:26,874 45. That's a lie. 1449 01:21:27,042 --> 01:21:28,532 I'm 32 1450 01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:32,623 So it was all a lie. 1451 01:21:33,542 --> 01:21:34,748 I can explain. 1452 01:21:34,917 --> 01:21:36,203 You're not a producer. 1453 01:21:36,375 --> 01:21:37,240 No, in a way I am 1454 01:21:37,417 --> 01:21:40,489 My company produces fantasies. 1455 01:21:40,667 --> 01:21:43,580 Fantasies, come on. Whopping great lies! 1456 01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:44,706 Txakira, listen to me. 1457 01:21:44,875 --> 01:21:46,616 You have two options. 1458 01:21:46,792 --> 01:21:48,829 Either leave this room with that computer 1459 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,537 or leave this room with a music career. 1460 01:21:52,458 --> 01:21:54,950 In two months, Chenoa will be your opening act 1461 01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:56,331 I don't like Chenoa! 1462 01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:58,366 Whoever you want! 1463 01:21:58,542 --> 01:22:01,125 Txakira's cashing in and this is my guarantee! 1464 01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:03,203 - Give me that! - No, no. 1465 01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:05,286 Get the fuck off me. 1466 01:22:06,625 --> 01:22:07,786 Get off 1467 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,537 Relax, honey, I'm sure the guy will drop in soon 1468 01:22:18,042 --> 01:22:20,124 Christ, what a fall. 1469 01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:25,448 Hey, look 1470 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:32,366 - Listen, one thing. - Tell me. 1471 01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:34,665 Uh... 1472 01:22:34,833 --> 01:22:37,495 ...thanks for coming to get me and all that. 1473 01:22:40,083 --> 01:22:42,950 I don't know, maybe I've been kind of a pain in the ass. 1474 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:44,456 No way. 1475 01:22:51,208 --> 01:22:54,166 Hey, pedal or we won't make it. 1476 01:22:56,958 --> 01:22:59,950 Jeez, she goes out faster than a birthday candle 1477 01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:05,331 My God 1478 01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:11,166 - Where am I? - Not in Tanzania, obviously. 1479 01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:14,577 I can explain. 1480 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:15,490 No, that's not necessary. 1481 01:23:15,667 --> 01:23:17,328 Now I get why I called all the hotels 1482 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:19,332 and there was no Miguel Rodriguez staying there. 1483 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:22,333 - Fine. I'l confess everything - That's a lie. 1484 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:23,581 But José Maria... 1485 01:23:23,750 --> 01:23:26,082 I mean, I won't let him make fun of the girl. 1486 01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:27,331 Well, you're late, Dad 1487 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:30,162 You said only I was missing for it all to be perfect, right? 1488 01:23:30,833 --> 01:23:32,574 Well, I wanted to surprise you 1489 01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:34,332 And yes, I lied to you. 1490 01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:37,537 When I called you, I was on my way to the airport. 1491 01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:38,914 On your way to the airport? 1492 01:23:39,083 --> 01:23:40,369 You could've called a taxi 1493 01:23:40,542 --> 01:23:45,082 Because your Tanzanian friend was here at the beach today. 1494 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:47,036 But think about it, why would I lie to you? 1495 01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:48,243 Of course, my girl. 1496 01:23:48,417 --> 01:23:50,283 What else? He's having an affair 1497 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:52,582 You'd have to be very stupid 1498 01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:55,663 to bring your lover to the same hotel as your woman, no? 1499 01:23:55,833 --> 01:23:58,165 Very, yes 1500 01:23:58,917 --> 01:24:03,081 I thought I was good at spotting lies, but apparently not. 1501 01:24:03,667 --> 01:24:05,328 So, I don't know, tell me. 1502 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:08,165 Tell me why you got me involved. 1503 01:24:19,167 --> 01:24:20,373 I can't tell you 1504 01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:32,866 Thanks for not saying anything 1505 01:24:34,917 --> 01:24:37,579 I do this because my parents split up. 1506 01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:40,199 I can't do that to Noelia just to save myself. 1507 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:43,912 It's a shame that in the end we couldn't be a family 1508 01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:45,915 You're not a bad guy 1509 01:24:46,083 --> 01:24:47,869 It seems like you're the only ene who thinks so 1510 01:24:49,417 --> 01:24:50,873 Listen to me. 1511 01:24:51,333 --> 01:24:53,290 Thanks to your lies, I've discovered my truth. 1512 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,866 I realized that I'm with an extraordinary woman 1513 01:24:56,042 --> 01:24:57,999 She loves me very much and I adore her. 1514 01:24:58,167 --> 01:25:00,408 I don't know, I lost my mind. 1515 01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:02,199 I almost ruined everything. 1516 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:05,448 Anyway. 1517 01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:07,491 I'm releasing you from our contract. 1518 01:25:07,667 --> 01:25:09,749 I don't think I'll ever need your services again 1519 01:25:10,625 --> 01:25:13,208 And listen, take a shower, you smell like a cabin boy 1520 01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:16,207 Yes, I do smell bad. 1521 01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:17,285 But anyway, what happened? 1522 01:25:17,917 --> 01:25:19,328 Noelia caught me. 1523 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:21,332 Wow, and Txakira knows. 1524 01:25:21,958 --> 01:25:24,325 In fact, she has my computer with all our information 1525 01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:26,994 What's she going to do with that? 1526 01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:32,950 They sold velvet lies, 1527 01:25:33,125 --> 01:25:36,368 as ephemeral as ice sculptures, 1528 01:25:36,542 --> 01:25:39,204 the kings of hoaxes. 1529 01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:41,787 She is Txakira, but with "tx," 1530 01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:45,030 and today she released this music video that has set social media ablaze. 1531 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:48,041 The scorned singer, known as the Txakira of Baracaldo, 1532 01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:51,166 has brought to light, through this song, 1533 01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:53,825 the existence of an odd company. 1534 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,412 This girl hasn't just sent the bill, 1535 01:25:56,583 --> 01:25:58,950 she's taken an entire mortgage 1536 01:25:59,125 --> 01:26:01,412 Alibis SL, as it is called, 1537 01:26:01,583 --> 01:26:03,699 was dedicated to providing alibis 1538 01:26:03,875 --> 01:26:06,913 to people who needed to lie to their partners, their families 1539 01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:09,290 or at work. A heavy subject. 1540 01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:21,579 Alibi, we've got you covered. With an invoice, the crime is over. 1541 01:26:21,875 --> 01:26:24,162 It's easier to catch a liar than a lame man. 1542 01:26:24,333 --> 01:26:26,745 What's she doing? I don't walk like that. 1543 01:26:26,917 --> 01:26:28,328 Well... 1544 01:26:29,292 --> 01:26:30,282 Sometimes I don't get if. 1545 01:26:30,458 --> 01:26:33,576 {'ll play a Guardia Civil for them without doing the exam 1546 01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:36,082 Such has been the uproar that the company in question, 1547 01:26:36,250 --> 01:26:37,957 founded by Miguel Rodriguez, 1548 01:26:38,125 --> 01:26:40,287 is being investigated by the Public Prosecutor 1549 01:26:40,458 --> 01:26:44,281 Of course, because among the clients mentioned 1550 01:26:44,625 --> 01:26:48,198 are musicians, soccer players, even a government minister. 1551 01:26:58,667 --> 01:27:00,499 SIX MONTHS LATER 1552 01:27:00,667 --> 01:27:01,873 The fing isn't what matters 1553 01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:05,458 It's the damage we've done, and we're going to try to repair it. 1554 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:06,615 Do you regret it? 1555 01:27:06,792 --> 01:27:08,157 Do I regret it? 1556 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:10,867 Regret is my first meal of the day. 1557 01:27:11,042 --> 01:27:12,032 Why did you do it? 1558 01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:13,369 The question is: 1559 01:27:14,417 --> 01:27:17,580 Why can't we realize once and for all that love and truth 1560 01:27:17,750 --> 01:27:19,332 are the only solution? 1561 01:27:21,208 --> 01:27:22,949 - Dad. - My daughter 1562 01:27:23,125 --> 01:27:24,707 How are you doing? 1563 01:27:24,875 --> 01:27:26,161 Terrible. I can't cope. 1564 01:27:26,333 --> 01:27:27,744 Naturally. Imagine Mom. 1565 01:27:27,917 --> 01:27:30,249 But it's fine. Anyway. 1566 01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:32,124 Hey, what about these guys? 1567 01:27:33,042 --> 01:27:34,123 A fine and out on the street. 1568 01:27:34,292 --> 01:27:35,657 I would've asked for much more. 1569 01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:38,074 Life imprisonment, reviewable if they let me. 1570 01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:40,082 We're very sorry. We already said we've stopped 1571 01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:41,615 You made a fool of me. 1572 01:27:41,792 --> 01:27:43,749 My wife cheated on me for three years with your help. 1573 01:27:43,917 --> 01:27:44,873 - I'm sorry. - You'll be sorry all right 1574 01:27:45,042 --> 01:27:46,874 Calm down, please, calm down, 1575 01:27:47,042 --> 01:27:48,373 I'l give you an alibi! 1576 01:27:48,542 --> 01:27:49,953 Please, let's stay calm. 1577 01:27:50,125 --> 01:27:52,162 Keep calm, we're all getting very nervous. 1578 01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:53,998 What are you laughing at, you fool? 1579 01:27:54,167 --> 01:27:56,204 For me, life ended when I lost the woman I love. 1580 01:27:56,375 --> 01:27:57,206 Please, I beg you. 1581 01:27:57,375 --> 01:27:59,241 The sooner you end this ordeal, the better. 1582 01:27:59,417 --> 01:28:00,578 What's he on about now? 1583 01:28:00,750 --> 01:28:02,240 Please, show some respect. 1584 01:28:03,917 --> 01:28:04,998 Listen, please. 1585 01:28:06,667 --> 01:28:08,123 I've been an idiot. 1586 01:28:09,292 --> 01:28:12,535 Because love isn't built on lies. 1587 01:28:13,833 --> 01:28:15,824 Love is built on truth 1588 01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:19,450 If you're lucky enough to have someone like her come into your life, 1589 01:28:19,625 --> 01:28:22,162 it's worth telling the whole truth 1590 01:28:22,708 --> 01:28:26,531 What a shame that it takes such a blow to wake up. 1591 01:28:26,708 --> 01:28:27,618 Ablow, you say? 1592 01:28:28,125 --> 01:28:29,115 There, he got what he deserved! 1593 01:28:29,292 --> 01:28:31,033 Enough, we're outside a courthouse 1594 01:28:31,208 --> 01:28:32,619 Everyone, piss off. Go on! 1595 01:28:32,792 --> 01:28:34,282 Go on! 1596 01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:35,619 Hey, hey, hey! 1597 01:28:36,333 --> 01:28:37,243 Are you okay? 1598 01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:46,541 I understand that a lot of people have it in for me 1599 01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:50,164 It's great to see you 1600 01:28:51,708 --> 01:28:53,369 I thought about you a lot in jail. 1601 01:28:53,542 --> 01:28:56,250 Really? You spent one night in the can 1602 01:28:56,417 --> 01:28:57,623 It felt like an eternity to me. 1603 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:00,207 What do you want? A diploma? 1604 01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:01,615 I want you to forgive me. 1605 01:29:02,208 --> 01:29:03,369 I'll do anything, okay? 1606 01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:06,409 If you insist on castration, then go ahead. 1607 01:29:08,667 --> 01:29:11,125 We'd get really bored, you know? 1608 01:29:14,625 --> 01:29:17,617 At least your last lie was to protect my father. 1609 01:29:17,792 --> 01:29:21,114 And that does you a little credit. 1610 01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:24,365 Have I told you that I like you? 1611 01:29:24,542 --> 01:29:25,532 I think so. 1612 01:29:26,625 --> 01:29:28,457 Live. on TV. 1613 01:29:34,417 --> 01:29:35,828 And without a thumb wrestle 1614 01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:43,291 So what do you do now that the agency has closed? 1615 01:29:43,458 --> 01:29:45,825 We've set up another one, but this time to reconcile couples. 1616 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,582 And with all the trouble we caused, we can't keep up. 1617 01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:49,491 Well, I'd be interested in hiring your services 1618 01:29:49,667 --> 01:29:51,408 Sure. We'll give you a discount 1619 01:29:59,917 --> 01:30:02,955 By the way, nice punch, eh? Very believable. 1620 01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:05,241 Thanks, man. I wanted to improvise. 1621 01:30:05,417 --> 01:30:06,327 Well, very good then. 1622 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:07,740 Yes, I'm down for that. 1623 01:30:16,625 --> 01:30:18,707 ALIBIS 1624 01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,866 Do you only list to Nino Bravo here? 1625 01:30:32,042 --> 01:30:33,407 Correct. 1626 01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:36,496 Get used to it, because with Miguel, the king of Valencian ballads, 1627 01:30:36,667 --> 01:30:38,283 it's the office soundtrack. 1628 01:30:38,458 --> 01:30:40,199 "Soundtrack, soundtrack." 1629 01:30:40,375 --> 01:30:41,957 That's where you blow it. 1630 01:30:42,125 --> 01:30:43,991 - Soundtrack, soundtrack. - That's it. 1631 01:30:44,292 --> 01:30:45,248 He was peeing. 1632 01:30:45,417 --> 01:30:47,533 - Who? - My dog. I mean, I. 1633 01:30:49,375 --> 01:30:51,662 I think Miguel is cheating on me 1634 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:52,831 What? 1635 01:30:53,917 --> 01:30:55,078 "What bastards." 1636 01:30:57,708 --> 01:30:59,995 - You suddenly sounded like Langui. - Bastard 1637 01:31:00,167 --> 01:31:01,999 Bastards. 1638 01:31:02,167 --> 01:31:03,908 - Cabrons. El cabrons. - He said it in Catalan 1639 01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:06,245 - She's fallen asleep. - How cute. 1640 01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:12,583 - Isal sal - Isal Isa! 1641 01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:15,082 I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm back! 1642 01:31:15,250 --> 01:31:16,115 - Take the next exit. - The exit! The exit! 1643 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,082 At one point she had an earring in her hand 1644 01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:21,456 We noticed, right? 1645 01:31:22,250 --> 01:31:23,740 She threw it there 1646 01:31:23,917 --> 01:31:26,204 Pizzal 1647 01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:33,407 Son of a bitch! 1648 01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:46,782 Don't do this to us 1649 01:31:47,167 --> 01:31:49,374 It's the office soundtrack 1650 01:31:49,542 --> 01:31:51,283 Damn it, man! 1651 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:55,786 I mean... 1652 01:31:57,708 --> 01:32:01,201 Guys, look at anyone in the crew, they're serious. 1653 01:32:02,375 --> 01:32:04,207 You're looking at my pussy from below... 1654 01:32:04,375 --> 01:32:07,208 No, in your eyes, I swear 1655 01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:12,198 I can't get in! 1656 01:32:12,917 --> 01:32:13,907 No, hey, nom Mike! 1657 01:32:16,167 --> 01:32:16,998 Okay! 1658 01:32:17,167 --> 01:32:24,324 Soundtrack... from the office... 1659 01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:26,582 - Soundtrack... from the office... - Okay, we're set 1660 01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:28,366 Hold on tight, we're off! 1661 01:32:28,542 --> 01:32:30,249 Let's go! 1662 01:32:31,417 --> 01:32:33,283 Get used to it, huh? With Miguel, the... 1663 01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:35,619 Oh, fucking hell! 1664 01:32:35,792 --> 01:32:38,830 - Bam! In your face... - Guys, calm down. 1665 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:41,082 You know that nothing takes me by surprise. 1666 01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:45,740 That took me by surprise 1667 01:32:46,667 --> 01:32:48,658 With Miguel, the king of the "valenciala" ballad... 1668 01:32:49,500 --> 01:32:51,082 I don't believe it. 1669 01:32:54,125 --> 01:32:56,036 Goddamni t! 1670 01:32:57,792 --> 01:32:59,123 Oops! The... 1671 01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:15,873 { melted my heart in chacolf 1672 01:33:16,042 --> 01:33:18,830 although it was in vain. 1673 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:24,245 I played fronton, I welded and forged for you 1674 01:33:24,417 --> 01:33:26,829 from my scaffolding. 1675 01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:31,451 I tried to change, it wasn't so bad 1676 01:33:31,625 --> 01:33:34,822 and I looked for a hobby. 1677 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:39,574 I convinced myself you weren't for me, 1678 01:33:39,750 --> 01:33:43,994 my jack... hammer. 1679 01:33:44,417 --> 01:33:47,705 You shake me like a hurricane. 1680 01:33:47,875 --> 01:33:51,823 Your plaster makes me sigh. 1681 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,789 I'm shipwrecked by temptation. 1682 01:33:55,958 --> 01:33:59,997 I'm coming for you, my tiler. 1683 01:34:00,167 --> 01:34:04,161 They say they've seen you working, 1684 01:34:04,333 --> 01:34:07,655 in Getxo and San Sebastian. 1685 01:34:07,833 --> 01:34:12,327 And I want you to give me your love, 1686 01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:16,824 cover me now with your material.